👾 Games ‘n Monsters.

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Hi, so we have been low-key blown away by the support we are getting, you are getting, we all are getting. But — and this is a key but — a website can be dull AF. Like, “come, browse and leave — we don’t care about you!” To give you some day-to-day distraction, we’ve started to make a retro-style game. It’s that button on the right of the screen with the “👾” emoji. Read on.


👾 The game:

You can use a retro raygun and blast the evil Hackquee monsters as they dance around the screen (the office space). The features of this game are (there aren’t many at this stage):

  • Blast the evil Hackquees.

  • Close screen.

  • Evil Hackquee quotes.

  • From 10 to 100 points.

  • Get points for each.

  • Music toggle on/off.

  • Refresh and go again.

👾 The Easter eggs:

If you’re unlucky, you might see an evil Hackquee called Snark Cluckerburg or Thrill Plates.

👾 The evil Hackquees:

There are over 80 of them, dancing around the screen trying to wreck your day. 15 will appear on the screen at any one time.

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